This is so spot on to many people’s experience.
Props to the person who made it
This is so spot on to many people’s experience.
Props to the person who made it
Recently I had a writing assignment for my 2nd Grade Middle School Students (8th grade America)
First they took a job quiz with their partner and then they had to fill out worksheet that looked like the following:
My partner’s job is _______________________.
My name is _________________. I am ________ years old. My best friend is named ________. I like (him/her) because (he/she) is ___________________.
I am interested in _________________. I am not interested in _________________.
Next year, I will _____________
In the future, my job will be a ___________________ <–write result from activity #1 here)
One day I will be_______________________
The Funniest Answers from this assignment:
My English teacher’s job is model. <— haha I wish
My best friend is named Sarah-Teacher. I like her because she has grey eyes. <– out of all the reasons why someone likes me, it’s because of my eyes… I am gonna start being friends with people based on eye color. If you have brown, we can’t be friends. My number #1 friend has purple eyes. Green rates higher than blue. Keep this in mind for future reference.
Written by a girl: “”I like her because she has nickname crazy girl.’ <–Crazy like this?
Written by a Boy: “My best friend is Won Seok. I like him because he is handsome. ”
Written by a Girl: “My best friend is named Shinae. I like her because she is often cute.” <– but not always cute.
“I like her because she is preety and sexy.”
I like him because he is handsome. <— In America you would never say I like my friend because s/he is cute/handsome. This is especially most straight middle school boys. I think it’s cute that in the Korean culture it is normal/ acceptable to say these things.
“I am interested in having money. I am not interested in helping people.” <— At least they are honest.
“I interested in helping people. I am not interested in being pretty.” <— What I imagine–>
“I am interested in studying Pashion….. I want to be a Pashion designer.” <— I want to be a Passionate Fashion Designer! I have a lot of Passion for Fashion. PASHION!!
“In the future, my job will be sexy.” <– Sexy what??
Next year, I will have many girlfriend. <— nice to have some ambition in life, ha.
“One day I will be a good person.” <— YES!
“One day I will be excellent people.” <— I am excellent people.
Written by a Boy: “One day, I will Yu Min Marry.” <— Not sure if this is referring to a student or an actress….
I asked my 3rd grade middle school students (9th grade in America) the question:
Should I listen to this song?
Then they had to watch bunch of different Music Videos, give it a score from 0-10 and then answer as follows
“Yes, you should because…..”
‘”No, you shouldn’t because….”
Although I got many answers from the students like “Yes, you should because it is good” or “No, you shouldn’t because it is boring” some students wrote a few off the wall, funny, and/or deeply profound sentences.
The BEST answers I got from my students:
Score: 7 “Yes, you should because it is helping the mind.”
Score: 10 “Yes, you should it has spirit evolution.”
Score: 9 “Yes, you should because it is to slient (care my heart).
Score: 7 “Yes, you should because sweat.”
Score 10: “Yes, you should because it is elegance.”
Score: 10 “It feeds my musical senses full”
Score: 1 “No, you shouldn’t because it’s lazy.”
Score: 5 “No, you shouldn’t because it was not joyful.” –> I guess they saw this GIF
Score: 2 “No, you should because it was dirty.”
Score: 1 “Bad. :-)?”
Score: 2 “No, you shouldn’t because it has people headache. ”
Score: 0 “No, you shouldn’t because it was
duty.” Duty?? “dirty!”
Score: 1 “No, you shouldn’t because they are ugly.”
Funniest paper I read in class (It’s so good I have to share it)
Student wrote: “Yes you should because I want a Rock!!”
Score: 5 “No you shouldn’t because I don’t understand what he said. However, if you can understand this rap, I think you should.”
Score 9: “Yes, you should because It’s Rap is soft and Wild.”
Score 6: “No you shouldn’t because the man know handsome himself.”
Score 10: “Yes, you should because main Charatcher is handsome.”
Score 5: “No , he shouldn’t because he can’t rap.” <— Don’t say that to Eminem fan girls!
Score: 2 “No, you shouldn’t because the melody is messy.”
Score: 4 “No, you shouldn’t because very cheese style.”
Score: 4 “No, you shouldn’t because it is messy.”
Score: 100,000 Yes, you should because it is very fantastic”
Score: 0 “Yes, you should because it is very very good good and great handsome”
Score: 10 “Yes, you should because it is my country’s music.”
Score: 1 “Yes, you should because it’s noisy song. It’s Arabia”
Score: 2 “No, you shouldn’t because it was dirty.”
“Score: 10 “Yes you should because Lady is sexy.”
Score 100,000 “Yes you should it is so very so sexy.”
Score: 8 “Yes you should because it is fowerpull”
Score: 10 “Yes, you should because good filling”
Score: 10 “Yes, you should because she is pretty.”
Score 6: “Yes, you should because it is violent.”
Score: 8 “Yes, you shouldn’t because I fell soul.”
Score: 10 “Yes, you should because she is sexy.”
Score: 100,000 Yes, you should because the boy is very handsome.”
Score: 10 “Yes, you should because it is perefect body and voice.”
Score: 10 “Yes, you should because it sounds very handsome”
Score: 10 “Yes, you should because the music video has chocolate stomach muscle.”
Score: 10 “Yes, you should because he is handsam”
Score 100 “Yes, you should because his body is very good.” <— all the girls were SCREAMING when they saw this.
Score: 0 “No, it makes you born.”
Score: 3 “No you should beacause no highright”
Score: 10 “Yes you should Loli dieski”
Score 8: “Yes, you should because it fee like soft chocolet”
Score 4: “No you shouldn’t because it’s like butter.” <— Paula Dean would like it !!
Score: 0 “NO, NO!!! You shouldn’t because it is too bad to hear.”
Score: 0 “No you shouldn’t because it is butter.” <—- More Paula Dean Love! Check out this link (I think this is HILARIOUS)
Score 3: “No, you shouldn’t because it makes you uncomfortable.”
Score: 5 “No, you shouldn’t because the singer sings look hard.”
Score: 10 “Yes, you shouldn’t becauseo I lik Erek Clepton.” <— You and my Dad need to be BFFS
Score: 7 “Yes, You should because the vocal’s voice is nice”
Score: 9 “Yes, you should because it is handsome.”
Score: 5 “Yes, you should because Fungky”
Score: 9 “Yes, My lord.”
Score: 7 “Yes you should because it is make my heart beat.”
Score 10: “Yes, you should because it is violent.”
You will notice a HUGE trend in students writing that you should listen to a song based on the singer’s appearance. Koreans are really image conscious, and since many students couldn’t understand most of the lyrics, they wrote their opinion about the people in music videos.
I suppose if I wanted the students to focus purely on the music itself I could have played the song without showing the video.
BUT, I feel that it was WAY more entertaining watching their reactions to the videos. Crazy kids
** Note: A couple students wrote multiple funny things on their paper, others just wrote one funny thing. I divided the responses by songs, not by the students.”
I had to read almost 40 students’ essays for a writing competition. The highlight of what I read (a combination of really funny and great words of advice):
“My favorite sport is baseball. Because I always watch it with a cliffhanger.”
“Young Gyu is faster than other members and Sun bin is cute in KIA, but my favorite member is Na Ji Won. He is fat and looks like a pig. so he is called “Doe Ji Wan” . It means “Pig” but he is cute and a good home-Run guy.”
“I watch baseball game every day. Do not forget.”
“Hold the locket down and then when the ball come to you, hit that ball.”
“Second, it is effecting to lose your weight. Many people always think about their weight. It’s their problem. If you will join the badminton you will solve it easily. For example, I will tell you my friend Ji Hee’s story. She was a little fat when she was young, so always played badminton with her mother .Today she lost her weight. Also she got healthy body too.”
“Finally, doing badminton will help you and your friend’s relationship. You can feel friendship with your partner. This game is important to rely your partner. Therefore, when you fight with your best friend, win it together, badminton will help you.”
About Swimming: “I think learning swimming is terrifying at first because I felt some nameless fear when I gold my breath in the water… However I like swimming I feel smooth and fresh when I’m in the water.”
About Basketball: “Game is so hard, but that is opportunity to remove your fat…. I feeled I am destiny in basketball. So I started basketball at 15 years old and known as “Got of Basketball” or Michael Jin.”
About Different Books:
“I feel very exciting after reading the book. I want to magic power. Finally thank you for reading here.”
“The book is called “The Prejudice and Arrogance” <—- instead of “Pride and Prejudice.”
“When he was the same age as me, he poured paints into the river with eyes full of curiosity.”
About Twilight: “And I want to write my love story like this book.”
Lately I’ve been thinking about the the fact that I have almost lived in Korea a year.
That’s so crazy to me because it seems like it was a month ago I hopped on a plane and jetted off to this country that I had never before set foot in, nor spoke a word of the language.
I flew to Korea exactly like this. No lie.
I’ve also been thinking about all the things I have seen and experienced in the past year, and thought about what some of my other friends have been doing (or not doing) in the same span of time.
I am happy that I have an independent and adventurous spirit and that I am willing to do whatever it takes to pursue my dreams, instead of feeling I am living a life full of regrets.
I hope I will always maintain this sense of wanderlust and the desire to do daring, unconventional things.
When I am in my Korean class and my Korean teacher is talking super fast :
So I ask my teacher in Korean: Slow down.
But she thinks I am asking something related to the lesson and keeps talking super fast :
So I’m like:
What prompted the creation of this image??
A few days ago my friend happened to be talking about “The birth of Panera” an odd phrase which reminded me of the clay sculpture I had seen weeks earlier on Jeju-do island.
I thought it would be so funny to see a woman birthing bread rather than a baby. What I find SO strange about this scuplture is the look on the woman’s face. She looks so dazed as if she isn’t sure if she should be happy or sad.
Oh the Incan culture.
For the first time in over 10 months I am actually going to see (in the flesh!) a member of my family!!!
My Canadian Cousin Philippe will arrive in less than a few hours in Seoul and I couldn’t be more excited.
Family time AND getting to play tour guide/ show of my mad Korean skillz??
I’ve been wanting my family and friends to come visit me for FOREVER so I am super thrilled it is actually going to happen.