I can’t understand how all this terrible English actually makes it on products. How much money would it cost to ask an native English speaker to proofread or edit before you slap English saying on a ton of products?
Pay me $5 and I will help you… Actually I might even do it for free!
I find it really entertaining, but also really dumb.
1) Doo Doo Fashion
If only they knew what “Doo Doo” meant… although given Korea’s fascination with poop, maybe this was intentional? I will never understand.
2) Make Tasty Make Happy
The first thing I want in the morning is to “Make Tasty Make Happy” smoothies. A happy smoothie = A happy Sarah.
3) Don’t Worry
This is possibly the best thing I have ever read. I have it hanging on my wall right now.
4) My fairy of Lamp
The. The Lamp. The Lamp.
5) Soresh Throat Lozenges
When I have a soresh throat I take these first.
6) Ex-sense is always pleasure.
This is printed on a plastic bag I got a stationary store. I really, really want to know what Ex-sense means.
7) How I fought my cellulite
This is the front cover of an empty notebook. I can’t understand why someone would want to buy a blank notebook that has “How I fought my cellulite” on the cover. Do Koreans even have cellulite?! They are all skinny minnies!
He sounds like a prostitute. I’m a boy in love.
9) I can’t even
10) Binkini Virus