This is so spot on to many people’s experience.
Props to the person who made it
httpv://youtu.be/YZ31pdj7AjU
Category Archives: Funny Korea
Highlights from Student’s Essays AKA I think my kids are hilarious
I had to read almost 40 students’ essays for a writing competition. The highlight of what I read (a combination of really funny and great words of advice):
about Baseball:
“My favorite sport is baseball. Because I always watch it with a cliffhanger.”
“Young Gyu is faster than other members and Sun bin is cute in KIA, but my favorite member is Na Ji Won. He is fat and looks like a pig. so he is called “Doe Ji Wan” . It means “Pig” but he is cute and a good home-Run guy.”
“I watch baseball game every day. Do not forget.”
about Badminton:
“Hold the locket down and then when the ball come to you, hit that ball.”
“Second, it is effecting to lose your weight. Many people always think about their weight. It’s their problem. If you will join the badminton you will solve it easily. For example, I will tell you my friend Ji Hee’s story. She was a little fat when she was young, so always played badminton with her mother .Today she lost her weight. Also she got healthy body too.”
“Finally, doing badminton will help you and your friend’s relationship. You can feel friendship with your partner. This game is important to rely your partner. Therefore, when you fight with your best friend, win it together, badminton will help you.”
About Swimming: “I think learning swimming is terrifying at first because I felt some nameless fear when I gold my breath in the water… However I like swimming I feel smooth and fresh when I’m in the water.”
About Basketball: “Game is so hard, but that is opportunity to remove your fat…. I feeled I am destiny in basketball. So I started basketball at 15 years old and known as “Got of Basketball” or Michael Jin.”
About Different Books:
“I feel very exciting after reading the book. I want to magic power. Finally thank you for reading here.”
“The book is called “The Prejudice and Arrogance” <—- instead of “Pride and Prejudice.”
“When he was the same age as me, he poured paints into the river with eyes full of curiosity.”
About Twilight: “And I want to write my love story like this book.”
The Birth of Panera (looks painful)
What prompted the creation of this image??
A few days ago my friend happened to be talking about “The birth of Panera” an odd phrase which reminded me of the clay sculpture I had seen weeks earlier on Jeju-do island.
I thought it would be so funny to see a woman birthing bread rather than a baby. What I find SO strange about this scuplture is the look on the woman’s face. She looks so dazed as if she isn’t sure if she should be happy or sad.
Oh the Incan culture.
Konglish: When English is used so very wrongly
I can’t understand how all this terrible English actually makes it on products. How much money would it cost to ask an native English speaker to proofread or edit before you slap English saying on a ton of products?
Pay me $5 and I will help you… Actually I might even do it for free!
I find it really entertaining, but also really dumb.
Enjoy~~
1) Doo Doo Fashion
If only they knew what “Doo Doo” meant… although given Korea’s fascination with poop, maybe this was intentional? I will never understand.
2) Make Tasty Make Happy
The first thing I want in the morning is to “Make Tasty Make Happy” smoothies. A happy smoothie = A happy Sarah.
3) Don’t Worry
This is possibly the best thing I have ever read. I have it hanging on my wall right now.
4) My fairy of Lamp
The. The Lamp. The Lamp.
5) Soresh Throat Lozenges
When I have a soresh throat I take these first.
6) Ex-sense is always pleasure.
This is printed on a plastic bag I got a stationary store. I really, really want to know what Ex-sense means.
7) How I fought my cellulite
This is the front cover of an empty notebook. I can’t understand why someone would want to buy a blank notebook that has “How I fought my cellulite” on the cover. Do Koreans even have cellulite?! They are all skinny minnies!
8 ) I’m a love boy
He sounds like a prostitute. I’m a boy in love.
9) I can’t even
This is ALL so WRONG. Seriously? Why even have english on this juice product if a) it’s unnecessary and b) it’s so wrong.
10) Binkini Virus
Do they even know what this means? No bueno. Failing at trying to be edgy.